Craves fat and sugar.
Walks to donut shop on break to buy donut.
Buys donut bigger than face. Peach fritter with cream cheese icing.
Cries while eating 1/4 donut. Gives 1/4 to the only coworker I kinda don't hate.
Goes home from work.
Strips down.
Stares at body in mirror to assess level of fatness.
Decides not too fat.
Eats remainder of donut while crying.
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