Word of the Day *edited*
-adj.
1. A backwoods dolt lacking entirely in propriety. [by lena]
2. Provincial, republican, luddites that typically drive SUV's, reject change, and do not give a flip about you or anything, unless you are raising taxes. [by kelly]
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[To
Kelly] I was preparing my lunch and **Wal-Martian identity protected**
looked at me and said "Soup in a box? That ain't right!" *Rolls eyes*
Hahahha!
Kelly said, "***** is so Wal-mart". I
just laughed my ass off and said "OMG that is the epitome of the perfect
adjective for her"! The Kelly sent me the email below...
Soup? In a BOX??!! That's just not right. What's next? Sugar in a box? Toothpaste in a box? sodas in a box? The world has gone mad, I tell you. Things today are just not right. It's anarchy, I tell you what. Why, the Wal-Mart I shop at would NEVER carry anything in a box. No sir-ee-bob. None, of this hippie boxed foods for me. I'll eat my vienna sausages from a can, the way God intended, thank you very much.
Soup? In a BOX??!! That's just not right. What's next? Sugar in a box? Toothpaste in a box? sodas in a box? The world has gone mad, I tell you. Things today are just not right. It's anarchy, I tell you what. Why, the Wal-Mart I shop at would NEVER carry anything in a box. No sir-ee-bob. None, of this hippie boxed foods for me. I'll eat my vienna sausages from a can, the way God intended, thank you very much.
I lmao'd!
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