Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Life is Good

I went to see IT on Sunday with my friend Lorelei at the Bee Cave Cinemark theater. I mostly laughed the whole way through it b/c some parts were so cheesy. Four teenagers were sitting next to us covered in blankets talking loudly and grab assing the whole time. The theater had those comfy reclining seats, but not being an Alamo Drafthouse, these kids were talking super loud and moving around through half the movie without intervention. Finally, I asked them nicely to shut the fuck up and the boy next to me replied "suck my dick"! I was outraged and without thought, picked up the cup that had a small amount of Pineapple Cider left in it and threw it in his shitty teenage face. Hehehe. His girlfriend ran to tell management. When management approached I walked over to complain about the kids behavior and the boy walked up and in front of management said again "suck my dick, bitch!" and I was just like "see?" Theater staff made them all leave and LL and I got to enjoy the rest of the movie without all their heavy petting and ruckus. 😁

I set a goal to drop 15 lbs in the next 6 weeks and get in really good shape. I'm eating a keto diet which I did from June to August and it really worked well. I do love carbs so it will be challenging to again give up pizza and sammiches. I'll also be hitting the gym daily. TBH, I just want to look hot as all hell naked for when I see Billy next b/c I wanna lock him down. Haha. Not that he is really superficial, but he is a man.

I just watched my friend Louis documentary Dream is Destiny about Richard Linklater. It was really good! Louis did an amazing job. I forgot how many amazing movies Linklater has made. I wish I could get a job in the film industry. Seems like it would be pretty exciting. I have no idea what I would do though. I'm much more suited for environmental work. I really hope I can find something cool like that in LA. I think I will!

Feeling this happy feels somewhat foreign. I like it though! Tonight Esmail and I are going to a comedy show at Cap City that should be really awesome. I can't wait! I've become a stand up comedy junkie b/c... who doesn't love to laugh? Might be difficult sticking to my diet there though. Haha. Ok, I should get back to work. Enjoy this pornographic image I made for Billy. 😊



It's even proportionally accurate b/c Billy is skinny and I'm kinda round. Hehe

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