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I like to hang at zee bar to take care of business on my laptop... whether that may be social networking, looking at porn, studying for the GRE, working on my HTML skills for my website, helping friends and clients w/ their resumes, offering advice to my friends to quickly assist them in getting out of jams, doing Calculus homework, etc.
Now the closest bar to me is a sports bar and I love the staff here. My bartenders are stellar. I love the professionalism. I love the A.C., the food, the extensive beer selection on draft. The only minute problem is that I abhor sports. They are so boring! I just had an brilliant idea:
A "sports" bar for women, but instead of playing sports it's all E all day... Kardashians for hours and then E true hollywood stories, Fashion Police, Talk Soup... it's my personal wet dream! Then when men showed up to pick us up and bother us... we'd be like "Shhh!!! OMG, Khloe is so cray cray! I know she din-int!!!!" But I wouldn't mind the dudes coming for a little bit of attention whilst they admire my goodies. AS LONG AS THEY ARE BUYING ME DRINKS.
Ok, as soon as I am drunk enough to go to the bank w/out dying of bank anxiety (b/c the bank is boring and stressful).. I am going to see about getting a small business loan for my new, genious idea! Yes! I'll just draw a diagram of boobs like that episode of Sunny.
Oh, his name was Frogstien. Into my life he came. He was bright, beautiful, and green. Life shall never be the same after the night he packed up his lily and caught the midnight train to frog heaven... that's where he'll be.
It's nearing eleven but outside he's nowhere to be seen.... Oh lordy! Praise Jeebus in frog heaven! What happened to my Frogstien? For three weeks it must have been he sat in the net hole just beside the shallow end. No longer is he there! Oh, Frogstein, hear my keen!
Never will I see his little head again poking from the hole just beside the shallow end. Now I swim alone for my little Frogstien's dead. *Two
summers ago there was a toad who hung out by my pool. He poked his
little head out from the hole that the volleyball net poles went into.
It was his lil hang out... He'd be chillin' w/ Greg and I on all our
drunken pool nights. Then one day he was gone. We lamented his
absense... I speculated it was his death. His name... was Frogstien [I
had thought he was a frog]. I miss him... and I miss Greg, the world's
best Ham, more!
As I relax, in the evening, sans slacks
there came a knock at my door..
Who doth impede my leisure?
With zealous impropriety, stood a soliciting boor.
"What have you, this evening? Elucidate your bourn...
I haven't any funds. Currently, I'm rather poor."
"Blah, blah, blah.. Please donate..
to the environmental campaign."
"Sir, I work for the environment. 8 hours every day.."
"For donations we ask for $30, maybe 38"
"I said I have no money so accept it and good day."
I do more for the environment
than hippies asking for (monetary) change.
Canvasser, stay away.
I'm no longer an investigator, but I still see environmental
violations pretty often and that's when I miss the regulating portion of
that job. This one is close to home... I mean like 50 feet so i'm not
going to let it slide [into the creek haha].
There are 2 piles of construction debris outside of this construction site's Limits of Construction (LOC) that are actually on my
apartment's parking lot and have begun sliding down into Aroyo Seco
Creek. My coworker/neighbor and I got a hold of the construction plans
submitted to [and approved by] the City of Austin and I got to see the
schematics for their erosion and sediment controls.
The
2 red x's mark the piles of debris from the picture. In this close up
you can where the LOC (limits of construction) is marked and where piles
of debris are located. Even if they were w/in the LOC they would still
need to have some silt fence below them to keep it from sliding in the
creek... which is already happening.
They
builders haven't been on site working since I noticed this violation,
but as soon as I see them I intend to ask them to remove the piles of
debris. We went ahead and notified the City of Austin since they did
approve this plan and the builders aren't working in accordance w/ it.
Irresponsible
construction like this is ubiquitous and a major environmental problem
that can be detrimental to sensitive areas like this creek. I notice
stuff like this all the time now and it's really frustrating b/c I know
the state does not have the means to catch all violators and enforce
corrective action. Why can't people just do the right thing in the first
place... and build according to their approved plans? Oh, yes... b/c
they are lazy and cheap.
Wal-Mart - [wawl-mahrt] -adj. 1. A backwoods dolt lacking entirely in propriety. [by lena] 2.
Provincial, republican, luddites that typically drive SUV's, reject
change, and do not give a flip about you or anything, unless you are
raising taxes. [by kelly] -------------------------------------------
[To
Kelly] I was preparing my lunch and **Wal-Martian identity protected**
looked at me and said "Soup in a box? That ain't right!" *Rolls eyes*
Hahahha!
Kelly said, "***** is so Wal-mart". I
just laughed my ass off and said "OMG that is the epitome of the perfect
adjective for her"! The Kelly sent me the email below...
Soup?
In a BOX??!! That's just not right. What's next? Sugar in a box?
Toothpaste in a box? sodas in a box? The world has gone mad, I tell
you. Things today are just not right. It's anarchy, I tell you what.
Why, the Wal-Mart I shop at would NEVER carry anything in a box. No
sir-ee-bob. None, of this hippie boxed foods for me. I'll eat my
vienna sausages from a can, the way God intended, thank you very much.
lonely
