Friday, May 4, 2012

The Canvasser

The Canvasser

As I relax, in the evening, sans slacks
there came a knock at my door..
Who doth impede my leisure?
With zealous impropriety, stood a soliciting boor.
"What have you, this evening? Elucidate your bourn...
I haven't any funds. Currently, I'm rather poor."
"Blah, blah, blah.. Please donate..
to the environmental campaign."
"Sir, I work for the environment. 8 hours every day.."
"For donations we ask for $30, maybe 38"
"I said I have no money so accept it and good day."
I do more for the environment
than hippies asking for (monetary) change.
Canvasser, stay away.

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