Thursday, May 24, 2012

Men have sports bars... I have an idea.

I like to hang at zee bar to take care of business on my laptop... whether that may be social networking, looking at porn, studying for the GRE, working on my HTML skills for my website, helping friends and clients w/ their resumes, offering advice to my friends to quickly assist them in getting out of jams, doing Calculus homework, etc.

Now the closest bar to me is a sports bar and I love the staff here. My bartenders are stellar. I love the professionalism. I love the A.C., the food, the extensive beer selection on draft. The only minute problem is that I abhor sports. They are so boring! I just had an brilliant idea:

A "sports" bar for women, but instead of playing sports it's all E all day... Kardashians for hours and then E true hollywood stories, Fashion Police, Talk Soup... it's my personal wet dream! Then when men showed up to pick us up and bother us... we'd be like "Shhh!!! OMG, Khloe is so cray cray! I know she din-int!!!!" But I wouldn't mind the dudes coming for a little bit of attention whilst they admire my goodies. AS LONG AS THEY ARE BUYING ME DRINKS. 

Ok, as soon as I am drunk enough to go to the bank w/out dying of bank anxiety (b/c the bank is boring and stressful).. I am going to see about getting a small business loan for my new, genious idea! Yes! I'll just draw a diagram of boobs like that episode of Sunny.