more leenie & kimrod workday musings
leenie: man crazy cat lady was like having a square dancing hoedown w/ all her cats or some shit last night..
KimRod (GSMotNKK): was there country music and meowing?
leenie: there was like stomping and cat squeals of joy
or terror
KimRod (GSMotNKK): likely, terror. not many cats like doe-see-doeing or being twirled about
Is she the one with the basset hound with the huge ass-tumor? Who the other day said stupidly "ya'll seen a basset hound around here?"
leenie: no crazy cat lady lives upstairs
KimRod (GSMotNKK):
wtf? That thing moves like .1 mile an hour. She could have looked
within about 20 feet and likely found it, shuffling slowly away
leenie: she should say "have you seen a large tumor w/ a dog attached to it?"
KimRod (GSMotNKK): lolol that poor thing, it can't possibly make a successful getaway
You'd always find it, from the squeals of terrified children
I should steal that dog and get that poor thing removed
leenie: she lets it shit all over
doesnt pick it up. i told on her.
KimRod (GSMotNKK): good! maybe they'll evict her, and she'll be forced to give her dog to someone who will care for it
leenie: i got my apt manager to put up doggy bags w/ poopy disposal bins
so she has no excuse now
KimRod (GSMotNKK): that's awesome!!!
leenie: ill talk shit to her if i see her still leaving it.
KimRod (GSMotNKK): we need some of those around here for the bums hahaha, "talk shit"
leenie: pun intended*
KimRod (GSMotNKK): good, that's seriously shameful for them to leave their site like that
i almost stepped in bum-poo the otherday
it was...yeah, no words.
at first i was like "no, it's gotta just be a big dog's..."
but there was a candy wrapper and beer can sitting next to it.
leenie: ugh. that's seriously foul.
KimRod (GSMotNKK): yeah, part of me was like "it's ok kim, it's ok. it's just gorilla poo. yeah....that's it."
somehow that was less disturbing.
leenie: sure gorillas have much better poo
they have a natural diet. they dont feast on garbage and malt liquor.
bums wash down garbage w/ malt liquor
gorillas eat foliage and berries.
KimRod (GSMotNKK): haha
leenie: i'd rather step on gorilla turds anyday
KimRod (GSMotNKK): i want to google gorilla poo to see, but i'm at work
hahaha
leenie: haha they might think you have some sick fetish.
KimRod (GSMotNKK): well, my search (did it anyway) yielded two awesome pics:
(neither of poo)
leenie: does that gorilla have bagpipes?
KimRod (GSMotNKK): yes. yes, he does.
A bag pipin' gorilla.
leenie: ok if there was ever a reason for interspecies lovins... it'd be a sexy skilled gorilla like that!
KimRod (GSMotNKK): hahaha
attempting to sleep w/ my eyes open
lena: i'm so sleepy
megan: i'm fucking anxious
megan: i want out of this office
lena: me too
lena: it's kinda like prison
megan: hehe
megan: papercut on pinky = brutal
lena: it's like in prison... when someone stabs you for pudding
megan: i almost spit out my coke.
ha.
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